Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- I ain't kidding
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
As if You're Ancient History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture was always totally way too much. Like, come on, people get triggered over the littlest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with a little bit of criticism. Give me a pause! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.
It's, not like people are. It is just a big ol' hype machine. Plus, we all screw up. We should just let it go instead of making a whole thing out of nothing! ✌️
The Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever feel like you're the actually only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just clueless the big picture? Well, snatch your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your opponents in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!
- First, master the art of deduction. Those sheeple rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
- Next, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to interrupt those ignorants who dare to disagree you.
- Finally, always remember: holding the higher ground is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly wicked internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely different topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go haywire.
It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to correct on others, even when it's completely irrelevant. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original conversation.
It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.
A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of When "Aksually" Became Uncool|
It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.
- And suddenly
Somewhere between, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.
Whatever is that by 2018, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.